Sour Grunt Productions

Ask me anything. I will know the answer.

Why is your name like that?

What am I thinking right now!

Because on Runescape there were 572 ratchet's before me.


You are thinking about penis you gay fuck.

NEXT!

what would you do if you married an emo bi furry and you couldnt divorse? (you said ask me ANYTHING.)

I can answer that... Suicide.

What would you do if you were stuck in a room with Geoff and GoD, and both were creeping you out majorly. BTW, There is nothing in the room that you can kill yourself with, and neither GoD nor Geoff will kill you.

The emo part would be fine because I would help her cut her wrist.
The bi part would ultimately lead me to kill myself.
Furry doesn't really matter to me, because anybody who wants to be with me better love hair.

Couldn't divorce I would probably kill her, allow a dog to rape her dead body and then strangle myself with her ballsack I failed to realize she had.


NEXT! (Ask as many as you want. No limit to the stupidity. I'm bored.)

I would bang my head into the wall until I jangle my brains into mush, commiting suicide.

omg. that is soo bad. ok, new one.

what if you were surrounded by giant fish?

It depends on the type of fish and whether they wanted to eat me. If they didn't want to eat me I would ride them to Atlantis. If they did want to eat me I would die. And my furry/emo/bi wife would watch in shock and horror while simultaneously masturbating to what looks like animal and human sex with her/his hot husband.

NEXT!

Oh, and anybody else who wants to answer please go ahead and do so. Might as well make this a bit more random and involving.

what if the fish was dead in the other question?

Then I'd be swimming with dead fish? It'd smell bad. I'd probably bring them home and eat them.

what if the sky was full of fire?

Like the sky was made of fire. Or it was raining fire? Coz if it was raining fire, I could stick something outside and have it instantly cooked. Like an emo furry bi girlfriend. Then again, that girlfriend would be pretty cool.

I have a question...
Do your parents know you're gay?

WTH, I didn't see the word boy in that. How the fuck am I gay?

How was the handjob I gave you last night?

It is. We call it the sun here in smartville.


I have a question...
Are you asking me if I'm gay and my parents know so they know I'm gay so you can date me with no parents being stunned at this problem?


Your hand was sweating so much I don't think we can call it a handjob as much as a sweat bath.

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So u leiked meh handjob eh?

LOL. No.