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Sarge-Red Team leader, he speaks with a deep southern accent and absolutely hates Grif. He's good with machinery, but is otherwise rather dim, preferring to use a (nonexistant) shrink ray to move a spaceship instead of a jack.

Simmons 2.0-Simmons is the Red Team's 2nd in Command, and a complete kiss-ass to Sarge. Him and Grif are sort of buds, but with mutual hate for each other. After Grif was shot by a tank, Sarge took most of Simmons' organs and put them in Grif, replacing them with cybernetics (hence the 2.0).

Grif-Actually orange, not red, he's the laziest person on Red Team, yet also the craftiest and smartest in general. Sarge hates him on every possible level. (RVB: Reconstruction spilers to follow) can't work the damn tags on this forum After being transferred along with Simmons after the events of the original series, he was promoted to Sergeant, a fact Sarge seems physically unable to comprehend

Donut- wears pink armour, obviously homosexual, though it's never said up-front. Spends his time redecorating and such. So far left out of Reconstruction, but Red Team has just gotten back together, so he may arrive later.

Church- The unofficial leader of Blue Team, he's the only smart one and is the guy keeping everything together. Dies several times, many from Caboose, but always comes back as a ghost, and eventually with a body. Formerly Tex's boyfriend. Also really sucks with a sniper rifle, even though it's what he always carries.

Tucker- The failing ladies man, always has some sexual joke about any situation. Never gets to use the sniper rifle, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby. Strangely left out of Reconstruction so far, even though Blue Team has been in the series since the beginning.

Caboose- Quite possibly the dumbest creature on the face of the planet. Has no idea what's going on half the time. Makes friends with the tank and becomes romantically involved, adores Church (and kills him several times) and hates Tucker.

Sister- Grif's sister, and somehow colorblind. Seems to be a real slut, and kind of stupid, even confusing which side she was on. he didn't arrive until late in the original series.